- Aries: real ass bitch but too damn proud
- Pisces: cool ass bitch
- Leo: arrogant/hypocritical hoe
- Cancer: chill as fuck
- Sagittarius: emotional
- Virgo: whiny ass bitch
- Capricorn: fake ass two faced bitch
- Aquarius: insecure
- Libra: sketchy as hell
- Scorpio: real ass bitch
- Taurus: fuckin rude ass self centered bitch
- Gemini: that one hoe that always look lost
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that they’re lizards. all of them. they were all reptilians in disguise
(Source: clusterphoque, via )
As I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death
I’m pretty sure its physically impossible not to feel confident while wearing these shoes no matter what your gender is. Hell, I’m pretty sure no matter what your species is. Like if you found a way to get a dolphin in those shoes, I’m pretty sure it would fucking rule the seven seas.
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
Words may be the kindest gifts or cruelest punishments we can give one another… use them both well and wisely.